@

at

@teotd

at the end of the day

1

one or won

14aa41

one for all and all for one

2

to, too, or two

2b or not 2b

to be or not to be

2dA

today

3sum

threesome

4

for, four, or the prefix or suffix: fore)

411

information

4ever

forever

86

out of, or over

aaaaa

American association against acronym abuse

aaf

as a friend

aak

asleep at keyboard

aamoi

as a matter of interest

aar, aar8

at any rate

aas

alive and smiling

aatk

always at the keyboard

aayf

as always, your friend

ab

ass backwards

abithiwtidb

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

abt2

about to

acd

alt control delete

ack

acknowledgement

adad

another day, another dollar

adbb

all done bye bye

adih

another day in hell

adip

another day in paradise

afagay

a friend as good as you

afahmasp

a fool and his money are soon parted

afaic

as far as I'm concerned

afaiu

as far as I understand

afap

as far as possible

afayc

as far as your concerned

afc

away from computer

afdn

any f***ing day now

afiaa

as far as I am aware

afiniafi

a friend in need is a friend indeed

afk

away from keyboard

afz

acronym free zone

agkwe

and God knows what else

aiamu

and I'm a monkey's uncle

aih

as it happens

aimb

as I mentioned before

aimp

always in my prayers

aise

as I said earlier

aisi

as I see it

alol

actually laughing out loud

alot or allot

a lot

altg

act locally, think globally

amap

as many as possible

ambw

all my best wishes

aml

all my love

and

any day now

anfawfows

and now a word from our web sponsor

aoas

all of a sudden

aob

abuse of bandwidth

asafp

as soon as freakin possible

aslmh

age,sex,location,music,hobbies

atb

all the best

atst

at the same time

atw

all the web, or around the web

ayk

as you know

aysos

are you stupid or something

aytmtb

and you're telling me this because?

ax

ask

b

be, bee

bc or b/c

because

b4u

before you

b4uki

before you know it

bag

busting a gut

bai

bye

bak

back at my keyboard

bau

business as usual

bb

bye-bye or bulletin board

bb4n, bbfn

bye bye for now

bbbg

bye bye, be good

bbias

be back in a sec

bbiaw

be back in a while

bbn

bye bye now

bbsd

be back soon darling

bbsl

be back sooner or later

bbt

be back tomorrow

bc

because

bcoz

because

bdn

big d**n number

bf

boyfriend

bfd

big f***ing deal

bg

big grin. See bg page for alternative meanings.

bif

before I forget

bion

believe it or not

bioyn

blow it out your nose

bitd

back in the day

bk

big kiss

bka

better known as

bm

bite me

bmota

bite me on the ass

bohica

bend over, here it comes again

bout

about

br

bathroom. See br page for alternative meanings.

brt

be right there

bs

big smile, bull sh**

btdt

been there done that

bthoom

beats the heck out of me

btsoom

beats the sh** out of me

btwbo

be there with bells on

bw

best wishes

bwd

backward

bwdik

but what do I know

by

busy

bykt

but you knew that

c-t

city

c

see

'cause

because

cb

call back, chat brat

cfv

call for vote

cid

consider it done

cmiw

correct me if I'm wrong

cos, coz

because

craft

can't remember a f***ing thing

crat

can't remember a thing

csl

can't stop laughing

cul, cul8r

see you later

cus

because

cuz or cuzz

because

cwyl

chat with you later

cyt

see you tomorrow

da

the

dat

that

deti

don't even think it

df

dear friend

dga

don't go away (or anywhere)

dgara

don't give a rat's a**

dgt

don't go there

dhyb

don't hold your breath

diaf

die in a fire

diku

do I know you?

dis

this

dkdc

don't know, don't care

dltm

don't lie to me

dnc

does not compute

doin

doing

dos

those

dqydj

don't quit your day job

drib

don't read if busy

dunno

don't know

dust

did you see that?

duz

does

duznt

doesn't

dyjhiw

don't you just hate it when...

dyofdw

do your own f***ing dirty work

dystsott

did you see the size of that thing?

e123

easy as 123

eak

eating at the keyboard

em

them, excuse me

eso

equipment smarter than operator

evar

ever

ewi

emailing while intoxicated

ez

easy

faql

frequently asked questions list

fav

favorite

fawc

for anyone who cares

fe

fatal error

fitb

fill in the blanks

fo

f*** off

foc

free of charge

foe

for

fofl

falling on floor laughing

ftasb

faster than a speeding bullet

fttb

for the time being

fwd

forward

fya

for your amusement

g or <g>

grin

ga

go ahead

gbh

great big hug

gd

good

ggn

gotta go now

go2

go to

gok

God only knows

gonna

going to

gth

go to hell

gtsy

good to see you

gud

good

h

how

h2

how to

hagd

have a good day

hai

hi

hhoj

ha ha, only joking

hhtyay

happy holidays to you and yours

hih

hope it helps

hlp

help

hua

heads up ace

hugz

hugs

huh

have you heard

huya

head up your a**

i1dr

I wonder

iae

in any event

ianac

I am not a crook

ianae

I am not an expert

iat

I am tired

ibrb

I'll be right back

ibt

in between technology

ibtd

I beg to differ

icbw

I could be wrong

iccl

I couldn't care less

idgaf

I don't give a f**k

idgi

I don't get it

idky

I don't know you

idl

ideal

idm

it doesn't matter

idst

I didn't say that

idts

I don't think so

ifu

I f**ked up

igtp

I get the point

ihaim

I have another instant message

ihno

I have no opinion

iimad

if it makes a difference

iir

if I remember

iiwm

if it were me

ik

I know

imnsho

in my not so humble opinion

ims

I'm sorry

in4ml

informal

inmp

it's not my problem

inpo

in no particular order

innw

if not now, when?

ioh

I'm outta here

iss

I said so

istm

it seems to me

istr

I seem to remember(recall)

iswym

I see what you mean

itm

in the money

ium

if you must

iyss

if you say so

j/c

just checking

j/k or jk

just kidding

j/w

just wondering

jad

just another day

jam

just a minute

joo or j00

you

k

ok

kbd

keyboard

kewl or kool

cool

kfy

kiss for you

kir

keep it real

kiss

keep it simple, stupid

kk

ok

kma

kiss my a**

kok

knock

kotc

kiss on the cheek

kotl

kiss on the lips

kthx

ok, thanks

kwim

know what I mean

kthxbai

ok, thanks, bye

kthxbye

ok, thanks, bye

kutgw

keep up the good work

kypo

keep your pants on

l8

late

laf or laff

laugh

laq

lame a** quote

lil

little

lola

laugh out loud again

ltic

laugh til I cry

lul or lulz

lol

luv

love

m

am

mai

my

mfd

multi function device

mhbfy

my heart bleeds for you

mhoty

my hats off to you

mite

might

mkop

my kind of place

mmk

ok

moar

more

mof

matter of fact

moos

members of the opposite sex

moss

members of the same sex

mte

my thoughts exactly

mubar

messed up beyond all recognition

mwbrl

more will be revealed later

n

"and" or "in"

n/t

no text

n2m

not to mention

nagi

not a good idea

naz

name, address, zip

ncg

new college graduate

ne1

anyone

nething

anything

ng

new game

nimby

not in my backyard

nimq

not in my queue

nmp

not my problem

no1

no-one

noyb

none of your business

nrg

energy

ntk

nice to know

ntn

nothing

ntymi

now that you mention it

nw

no way!

o

oh

oaus

on an unrelated subject

oars

oh no, not again

obtw

oh by the way

oh

over heard

oll

online love

omdb

over my dead body

omik

open mouth, insert keyboard

ootb

out of the blue

ot

off topic

ott

over the top

ottomy

off the top of my head

ousu

oh you, shut up

owtte

or words to that effect

p&c

private and confidential

pans

pretty awesome new stuff

pcm

please call me

pdq

pretty darn quick

pd

public domain

pebkac

problem exists between keyboard and chair

pimp

peeing in my pants

pita

pain in the a**

pls

please

plz

please

pmfji

pardon me for jumping in

po

piss off

poof

good bye

ppl or peeps

people

ptl

praise the lord

pza

pizza

ql

quit laughing

r

are

r&d

research and development

r&r

rest and relaxation

rbay

right back at ya

rbtl

read between the lines

re

regarding

rfd

request for discussion

rite

right

rlf

real life friend

rlh

run like hell

rmlb

read my lips baby

rn

right now

rofl

rolling on floor laughing

roflmao

rolling on floor laughing my a** off

rsn

real soon now

rtfaq

read the faq file

rtk

return to keyboard

ruok

are you ok?

ruup4it

are you up for it?

ryo

roll your own

s or <s>

smile

scnr

sorry, could not resist

sep

someone elses problem

sez

says

sfete

smiling from ear to ear

sh

sh** happens

sitd

still in the dark

slirk

smart little rich kid

smaim

send me an instant message

sme

subject matter expert

smem

send me email

smh

shake my head

snafu

situation normal, all f***ed up

so

significant other

sok

it's ok

some1

someone

sorg

straight or gay

soz

sorry

spk

speak

srlsy

Seriously

sro

standing room only

sry

sorry

ssdd

same sh** different day

str8

straight

stra

stray

stys

speak to ya soon

sum

some

sum1

someone

suyf

shut up you fool

sux, sux0r

suck

swak

sealed with a kiss

swdyt

so what do you think

ta

the

tafn

that is all for now

tah

take a hike

tarfu

things are really f***ed up

tas

taking a shower

tbc

to be continued

tdtm

talk dirty to me

teh

the

tfn

thanks for nothing

thanx

thanks

thnq

thank you

tho

though

thot

thought

thx

thanks

tia

thanks in advance

tiail

think I am in love

tic

tongue in cheek

tlgo

the list goes on

tm

trust me

tna

temporarily not available

tom

tomorrow

tot

tons of time

tp

team player

tptb

the powers that be

ttg

time to go

ttly

totally

ttt

that's the ticket

ttyl

talk to you later

twimc

to whom it may concern

tyvm

thank you very much

u

you

u2

you too?

uok

are you ok?

ur or ure

your or you're

usu

usually

uve

you've

vbg

very big grin

vbs

very big smile

vm

voice mail

vrbs

virtual reality bull sh**

vsf

very sad face

wad

without a doubt

wai

what an idiot

wan2

want to

wanna

want to

w/o

without

w84m

wait for me

wat

what

wc

who cares

wdys

what did you say

wdyt

what do you think

wf

way fun

wfm

wait for me, works for me

wiifm

what's in it for me

wknd

weekend

woulda

would of

wn

when

wog

wise old guy

wrt

with regards to, or with respect to

wt

without thinking

wtsds

where the sun don't shine

wu

what up?

wut

what

wwy

where were you?

wycm

will you call me?

wyp

what's your problem?

wyrn

what's your real name?

wys

whatever you say

wyt

whatever you think

wywh

wish you were here

x-i-10

exciting

xlnt

excellent

xme

excuse me

y

why

ya

yet another

yafiygi

you asked for it you got it

ydkm

you don't know me

ygbk

you gotta be kidding

yhm

you have mail

yic

yours in Christ

ykw

you know what

YM

you mean

ynk

you never know

yr

your, yeah right

yoyo

you're on your own

ysyd

yeah, sure you do

yttt

you telling the truth?

yup

Yes

yur

your or you're

yyssw

yeah, yeah, sure sure whatever

zzz

sleeping, tired, bored